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dontneedyourheroact:

shout out to natalie dormer and nicki minaj for both walking a fine line between ‘ethereal princess’ and ‘otherworldly predator’

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swagcontroltomajortom:

aren’t we all dolts in a way?

aren’t we all 

in a way?

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aren’t we all dolts in a way?

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997:

janemba:

Screw art!

Hate

Janemba

Performance, tumblr text post on screen, 2014

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Anonymous said: I read the last ask wrong and alas I AM THE DOLT

looks like u got scriiiiiiiimed no turning back now

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Anonymous said: U CANT SAY NO U WHEN ITS ANON U DOLT

yea tru what is this in reference to

EDIT: I GET IT NOW AND I KNOW WHO IT IS ITS P SIMPLE SO

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Anonymous said: So glad we became internet friends cause you're a hella talented, a+ cutie

FFFFFFFFFF STAHP NO UUUUUUUUUUU

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staaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhp no uuuuu

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sarrrrraah said: Why can't I send this anonymously

the truth cannot be hidden.

actually tho i dunno, anonymous asks are ALWAYS allowed here on swagcontroltomajortom.tumblr.com

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swagcontroltomajortom said: YOU ARE GARBAGE AND YOU ARE TRASH !!!!!!

hahah wow u forgot to b anon, DUMBASS !!!!!!

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(Source: yeahniall)

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shithowdy:

spwncar:

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

I’m 99% certain this is fake because
A. You can’t catch a Butterfree, you have to catch a Caterpie or Metapod and evolve it first
B. She wouldn’t know to name it a butter-based pun unless she knew it evolved into a Butterfree and went to the name rater
C. The name rater in first gen is in Lavender town and you can’t catch Caterpie or Metapod near there

Completely untrue, you can catch a Butterfree in the 2nd Gen bug-catching contests!

WHICH IS IT, OP? WHICH GENERATION????

(Source: mitchkaplan)

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spwncar:

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

I’m 99% certain this is fake because
A. You can’t catch a Butterfree, you have to catch a Caterpie or Metapod and evolve it first
B. She wouldn’t know to name it a butter-based pun unless she knew it evolved into a Butterfree and went to the name rater
C. The name rater in first gen is in Lavender town and you can’t catch Caterpie or Metapod near there

(Source: mitchkaplan)

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akihibro:

akihibro:

why bob saget

he deleted it now

update 2: it’s back and he fixed the typo lmao

akihibro:

akihibro:

akihibro:

why bob saget

he deleted it now

update 2: it’s back and he fixed the typo lmao

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nightcheeseandwaffles:

Nick Offerman tells Adam Scott that he’s not funny.

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